Hey kid, how's your face? Just took a Jackie Chan kick to the nose, no big deal. How about Willie the Wildcat? Just drop kicking kids and then finishing the "KSU" chant like nothing happened. They paid to see me, who cares if the kid has a Grade 3 concussion and spinal contusion? K...S...U!!!
Also, this has always bugged me: could K State not afford the rest of the mascot costume? Why is Willie the Wildcat the only mascot at any school in the world with only a costumed head? That's gotta be even more confusing for the kids.